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8:23pm November 26, 2013

trapdoormaker:

BOO!!

hesharp:

I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING IMPRESSED WITH THIS THOUGH Apparently, this is work for an animated Leroux Phantom, according to Reddit link that lead me to this majesty? LOOK AT THIS FINE ASS WORK WOW
1:53am November 26, 2013

ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN EVERYTHING DIE WHY IS THAT

There’s Alys Brangwin from Phantasy Star IV, there’s Vivi from FF9, there’s Erik from Phantom of the Opera, there’s The Wolf from Ringing Bell, there’s Hojo from FF7, there’s The Beast from Beauty and the Beast (although he gets better), there’s Quasimodo from the novel of Hunchback of Notre Dame, there’s an ASSLOAD more, and NOW THERE’S RICHARD HARROW FROM BOARDWALK EMPIRE.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I GET REALLY NERVOUS FOR A REASON WHEN I DECIDE I LIKE A CHARACTER, BECAUSE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, THEY DIE. 

Beware if you like any characters that I like in the future—-BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKELY TO DIE. 

My approval seems to be deadly. e__e 

11:05am November 13, 2013

Note: Previous post was a joke post. But you must do a little thinking in order to “get” it.

Enjoy and happy thinking! ;D 

10:32am November 13, 2013
42 OKAY FUCK YOU 42 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THIS WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF I AM SO OFFENDED I THINK I MIGHT BARF FUCK I CANT BREATHE THIS PISSES ME OFF SO BADLY GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN EXIST FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE

42 OKAY FUCK YOU 42 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THIS WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF I AM SO OFFENDED I THINK I MIGHT BARF FUCK I CANT BREATHE THIS PISSES ME OFF SO BADLY GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN EXIST FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE

12:50am October 29, 2013

HAHAHAHA…This years “Treehouse of Horror” had FIVE different Phantoms in the opening sequence, singing what sounds like Gregorian Chant… Hawk-masked phantom is pointing at Lisa for interrupting the phantoms jam session with her saxophone. They even had what ALMOST looks like the original Erik from the cover of Leroux Phantom on the far right! :D 

6:27am October 5, 2013
Just a little something I mocked up tonight while trying to learn how to use Corel Painter 12. Stilll trying to figure out how to do variable pen lines WITHOUT them looking pixellated…ARGH…But eh, if I CAN figure it out, I think this is going to turn into a pretty bad ass image. \m/

Just a little something I mocked up tonight while trying to learn how to use Corel Painter 12. Stilll trying to figure out how to do variable pen lines WITHOUT them looking pixellated…ARGH…But eh, if I CAN figure it out, I think this is going to turn into a pretty bad ass image. \m/

1:03pm September 9, 2013
  • -Just Now-
  • Me: -reads news headline "U.S is briefing on Syria".
  • Me: (To dad) Ugh....they're putting their underwear on Syria AGAIN...?
  • Dad: Huh??? Underwear??
  • Me: Briefing...?
  • Dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Dad: Barbara BOXER?! ASKLJHSLFKAJH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! -rolls eyes back in head, drops jaw, looks to sky-
  • ---A sampling of the corny jokes that are made around here constantly.
9:17pm September 8, 2013

SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE I PICTURED HER

AND THEIR HOUSE

AND THEIR YARD

I blame the hive mind.

No more do we have to imagine her like this

-shudders-

9:03pm September 8, 2013

THAT LAST SCENE

ON TONIGHT’S BOARDWALK EMPIRE

I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

YES


2:07am August 31, 2013
Erik Profile Study by ~kilderokOh yeah…I kinda drew this recently and forgot to post it here. Ahh well, it’s just a shitty traditional medium profile study of Erik anyways. Nothing special.See, if you were my friend on Facebook however, you would have already seen this a LONG assed time ago. :D One more reason to friend me on Facebook!

Erik Profile Study by ~kilderok

Oh yeah…I kinda drew this recently and forgot to post it here. Ahh well, it’s just a shitty traditional medium profile study of Erik anyways. Nothing special.

See, if you were my friend on Facebook however, you would have already seen this a LONG assed time ago. :D One more reason to friend me on Facebook!

2:04am August 31, 2013

So…who wants to be friends over on facebook..?

That’s pretty much the only place I’m regularly active anymore. Access to all horrible pictures of me and my pets! Full access to all of my horrible art and strange random thoughts I have through out the day! You can’t beat this shit!

My Facebook

Go ahead, friend me. You know you want to.

I do this because I miss my Tumblr friends, but just can’t seem to be active enough on Tumblr anymore.

8:25pm July 21, 2013

 Desultory Dreams: Bot Seeks Bot thoughts

moriahbard:

Daaaaaamn, we had some potential plot bombs dropped on tonight’s Venture Bros.

My current crackpot theory:

Rusty is somehow responsible for causing the plane crash that killed the Monarch’s parents. But Jonas was able to salvage/resurrect the Monarch’s dad and turn him into a cyborg with…

7:17am July 18, 2013

Guinea Pigs CANNOT survive in Arkansas heat! REDNECKS!!

Okay so his is how stupid rednecks are around my place. I rescued a GUINEA PIG from the wild recently because they just thought it could live outside. Never mind the Arkansas climate is WAY too hot and humid for a pig, as they come from a climate that is cool and wet, similar to Great Britain…

This pig was SO starved when I got him. Skin and bones. He is already fattening up on my regimen of greens, veggies, fruit, and lots of water in a cool climate! I have named him “Shabhail” which is Gaelic for “saved”.

12:38am June 12, 2013

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….