PHAGOCYTES EAT COCCI

Your mother, the one who birthed you in the flesh, is of such prodigious girth that suffice to say it would make the moon feel quite undernourished to bask within her great shadow!!

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—	-Yo mama joke, 19th century style.

satyrprince:

“Dark Dwarf quickly evaded”

what

do you mean this guy

are you telling me that this guy’s capable of quickly dodging my archer’s FUCKING ARROW

look at him I doubt he can do anything quickly

except maybe eat and get wasted

LOL

My sentiments exactly.

Fuck this planet.

I’m on fucking FIRE guys.

This pic is happening WAY faster than all previous ones I’ve drawn since I started doing nothing but digital.

DUDE. OKAY SO…I’VE GOT LIGHT FIXTURES TO DRAW, AND PATTERNS TO PLACE, AND TEXTURES TO LAY…IT’S GONNA BE GREAT

Plus, lighten some areas up (Poor sacha is cloaked in shadow) oh and LAY SOME FALLING SHADOWS SINCE YEAH LIGHT FIXTURES, and….EEEE.

Should I add some text? I was thinking of doing this like a comic panel so that people know it’s the infamous birthday scene, and not just Erik randomly toying with Mlle. Perrault. Or does the image already have enough context to communicate what scene it is? What do YOU say guys? Ayudame!

Take a picture making your best Dolan face?

Anonymous

Oh GOD ANON, I swore I’d NEVER do that. I’ve seen so many others do it and it only makes me feel awkward.

Though I DO have the double chin for that. And the glare. And the unsmile. Hmmm….

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A KID!?!??!!? ALJSHGDFDJHAGKSJDFHKDJHAGDKFJHG

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—	My most spoken phrase while reading Susan Kay’s “Phantom”

Just started this today.

Erik’s fifth birthday, scene where he decides to BE THAT WAY because he IS afterall, a five year old—-and defies his mother by NOT wearing his mask after getting dressed.

Scares the shit out of Mademoiselle Perrault here

very bad things ensue. :(

Omg Sasha is going to be SO cute when I finish this doggie :3

Hug me you! I demand it! Your tumblr is so weird, just like you! :)

blaquenyeaello

XD WELL HI THERE QUETTA!!! I was just thinking about you and how you used to imitate the youtube poop “NO!!!!” so well! Great to have ya! Now…PREPARE FOR A HORRIFYING JOURNEY.

So I saw a picture of a bra with skulls for the cups, and my first thought was that you'd be the one wearing it lol.

Anonymous

I wish I knew who this was so I could properly thank you for understanding that I would INDEED, wear a skull cup bra. ESPECIALLY IF IT WERE MADE OF ACTUAL SKULLS

You are hilariously wonderful!!! i love your posts xD

forsakenletters

Awww! Why thank you! Warms my heart more than anything to give people a laugh. Cause when they’re laughing, they’re not sad. Also, many thanks or the follow!

So…my old art professor? Yeah he’s never actually read the original Leroux Phantom…

…I CAN’T EVEN. REALLY SIR? REALLY? You call yourself a fan of the story and you’ve NEVER READ THE ORIGINAL BOOK?!

Oh. MY. GODDDDDD. Yes, six D’s ARE necessary to express the level of facepalmery this caused me.

COME. ONNNNNN.

I find it somewhat distressing that I hung onto his every word at one point. How much ELSE does he NOT know about his own fancies…? Though I shouldn’t be surprised…he IS the one I gave advice on to help him achieve a more realistic skin tone in a series of paintings he did once…

SO YEAH. e____e I guess I’m going to have to re-evaluate some of the knowledge stores I have in my head currently, there may be one or two discrepancies…

Seriously…WHAT??

BEHOLD! “The Nijini Performance”!

FINISHED IT. It took a total of a few days…I just got side tracked in this past week by various things since I posted the WIP, and hadn’t the energy to work on it!

This image was inspired by how I saw Erik’s performance playing out in my head as I read Kay’s “Phantom” THIS is what I saw the moment that Erik gave into the crowds demands and took off his mask, right before he starts singing…

Yes, my imagination is pretty complex. That’s what happens when you live most of your life inside of your head. I’d share what I see with you all if I could, sadly my mind is my own private theater, and this is the best I can currently do for you all.

One day, I WILL learn animation and own my own studio. ONE DAY!!!

So…what you guys think? I’m eager for your input.

To see this as BIG as it really is, go view it on my DA account, right?

In which I proceed to become VERYdisturbing on facebook...even to myself!

Cross(Status update): You should never let a chick in your head, that's why I prefer to not even talk to my dates
Me: Not a fan of brainjobs are we? Shame. It feels REALLY good when they do this thing, with their tongues...on your motor cortex...and when they suck your Broca's area, HOO BOY! You'll be speaking tongues!
Cross: I don't mind getting the brains, don't get me wrong!
Me: Oh...if you only knew what the Broca's area is right now, you'd be rolling. X3
Cross: Unfortunately Hannah, you are far too smart for me. I am also too lazy to Google it lmao. But I have to admit you've peaked my curiosity lol
Me: There is this affliction, called "Broca's Aphasia" which occurs usually when the Broca's area is damaged. As a result, the person has trouble articulating the words verbally which they have formulated in their brains.
 Therefore! If one were to agitate this portion of the brain with ones mouth while performing what I like to call "Encephallatio", then the person on the receiving end would suffer the most intolerable disability to form coherent verbalizations!
 Get it now?? Well? Isn't it quite a naughty charmer of a joke???
Cross: Boobies! Hahaha
Me: ‎...Indeed. Boobies. What if I told you that there is a part of the brain that you could hijack in order to give a girl a "ghostie"...? >=3
Cross: I would say put me back in the matrix!
Me: Aww why...? But wouldn't it just be delightful? To have no hand upon her, and to make her feel as though she were being ravaged by an invisible person..?! HAH! HAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cross: It sounds like fiction to me, but spill the beans Hannah, enlighten me on this magic move!
Me: Well, it should be obvious that for every living cell in your body, there is a nerve connected to it. And where there is a nerve, there is a portion of the brain SOMEWHERE which sends the information from the cell to the brain and back again. To locate the cluster of brain tissue that is connected to the nerves located in specific portions of the body you wish to toy with, or cause the brain to feel as though those areas are being pressed upon...stimulated...would mean that you could effectively give a woman the night of her life without ever having touched her...save for of course, the time when you gas her and implant her with various tiny electrodes in order to hijack the portions of the body in which you wish to "entertain" her with...
 ....I'm going to hell, aren't I...?

HAHAHAHAHA….I CAN’T.

I fucking can’t.

Someone shoot me before I make MORE OF THESE.

Phantom done DOLAN STYLE.

(Note: It’s INTENTIONALLY shitty for the purpose of comedy.)

alvadee:

“Erik…why did you send her away? You desired her and she was yours to use exactly as you pleased. Why risk offending the shah for the sake of a girl who is only a slave?”

He gave a great cry of rage, lifted the table in front of him, and threw it across the room with a force that splintered the legs asunder from the marble top.

“Only a slave…only an animal!” he roared. “You asinine Persian dolt- get out of my way quickly, before I forget all that I owe you!”

-Phantom by Susan Kay

I…I wish I could do a many albums comic version of Phantom. Wait, wait! Let me do the storyboard for a film version!!! It’s all in my head!! ;_;